Living the ALLIEway

If there is one thing I learned from endless hours of Real Housewives is selling your soul to the devil is totally a thing as long as you brand the hell out of it. Don’t get me wrong. The words I have stated above are […]

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The Good Time Girl.

 Wine Is good for the soul. Beer quenches thirst. Liquor brings about the beast. Anger kneels at the door, ring in hand. “Stay with me and I promise you a lifetime of uncertainty. It has been a while since I’ve written. I ran out of […]

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The Wild Flower Oath

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be accepted for being different. To be seen. To be heard. I had costume changes and held performances for my stuffed animals. I flirted with all the boys and fought with my girls. I played […]

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Take me out to the ball game

It’s the night before opening day. Barry Pepper as Roger Marris is flexin’ on the living room screen, the chills, running through my body. And then it hit me. I forgot how much I loved baseball. The players. The cheering crowd. The cards. The collectible […]

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I am Woman, Hear me MEOW?

Raised by women there is one thing that I am certain of. We all belong in an insane asylum. There goes all the feminists burning me at the stake. Here’s the thing, being mental is a compliment. Some of the smartest people in the universe […]

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Mission #30vs20

What a time to be alive. The sun is shining; thank you “global warming”. There seems to be a constant torrential down pour in southern California, who knew. And I’m 14 days into 30. The world is changing. Yet my unemployment has not. For no […]

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Dear Twenties

I am sorry to have to bid you farewellOur time together has come to an end. You have done nothing wrong; “It’s not you, It’s me.” Ten years ago today I turned 20. Life seemed so simple; a giant playground, I was finally getting access to. College […]

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